Juice or no Juice...The Greatest Of All Time

Barry Bonds has never failed a steroids test...ever. I know this may be hard to believe for some of you who are manipulated by ESPN, and cannot think for yourself.
"But what about 'The Book'?" people ask me all the time.
'The Book' refers to "Game of Shadows"...which uses a bevy of anonymous sources to bash the Giants slugger about everything from domestic violence to his alleged use of performance enhancing drugs.
Now you have millions of people cheering some never was pitcher who does'nt want to give up 714, when he beans Bonds the other night. Now you have people holding up signs, throwing syringes and verbally abusing the man in front of his wife and children...real classy, retards.
How about waiting to see if there is any actual proof that Bonds cheated? Not that it matters. Let's face it, if Bonds did use steroids it just levelled the playing the field. If "90 percent of players were using steroids" as Ken Caminitti claimed, the Bonds was juicing to hit Home Runs off juiced pitchers. Remember, out of all the players nabbed in the testing policy, Ryan Franklin and Carlos Silva both tested positive...both are starting pitchers, both gave up Homers to Bonds...so do those Homers count?
When, and I do mean when, Barry passes Ruth this weekend in Oakland...he will actually be crushing Ruth. I estimate that Ruth would have barely surpassed the 500 Dinger mark if he played in this era. I will show you how I came up with this estimate:
Ruth faced pitchers who were on average pitching on 2.3 days rest. Barry faces starters who average 3.9 days of rest.
Ruth hit 142 Round trippers off pitchers who were starting on back to back days...this simply would never happen in this era...610 HR
Ruth hit significantly more Homers off righties then lefties...of course there are more right handed starters then left, so this is expected, so we must go by HR per at bat versus lefty...which was actual on average 4 more at bats than right handers.
So this means that if coaches put in left handed specialists like Mike Myers roughly once a three game series in the late innings...this would add up to 833.3 at bats over Ruth's 2500 game career.
Out of these 833 at bats, Ruth would have, statistically, hit a homer once every 21 at bats, instead of his usual one per 11.8 AB.
Ruth hit 70.5 HR in 833 AB by the 11.8 ratio. This would fall to 39.6 at the lefty ratio...cut 30 HR...542...12th all-time behind Mike Schmidt. And now we would be talking about Griffey Jr. passing the Babe as he would be right on his tale with 539.
And don't bother talking about what if Ruth used roids or had access to all the modern fitness equipment...he wouldn't have used it. The guy didn't care baout his body then and he wouldn't now. As a sign I saw in the stands at a Giants game read..."Babe did it on Beer and Hot Dogs...how did you do it?"...my point exactly...the fat old drunk doesn't hold a candle to Bonds.

Deep Throat No Hero

The recent announcement by former FBI agent Mark Felt that he is the secret source "Deep Throat" has sent shockwaves through the beltway. Let's face the truth and the facts people. Felt was the second in command at J. Edgar Hoover's FBI in the 60's and 70's. Nixon was on the verge of shaking things up at the bureau and Felt knew he was on the way out. This is why he went behind everyone's back and leaked confidential information to the press, in the form of Woodward and Berstein's Washington Post.
Felt's famous tip to "follow the money" has never been so relevant. Felt is following the money. Urged by his family, the 91 year old is looking to benefit from his traitorous actions by, Im sure, writing a bestseller. Deep Throat is a traitor, not a hero. If he had a problem with how he case and investigation was going, he should have gone up the ladder, following a chain command that has been put in place by those much smarter than he. Let's all remember, there has been no evidence that Nixon was in any way involved in the Watergate break in. He was only guilty of covering it up.

Open Letter to Michael Moore

Our good buddy Mikey is encouraging his website readers to email him ideas about what his next move should be in his rampant attempt to destroy america...I had a few ideas and told him as such in this letter sent today to his AOL email account.
SWMike,
I have an idea for your next move. How about you move period you fat piece of commie lard. That's right, get off your fat ass and do something, anything active. You are a disgrace to America, the least you can do is not be a fat disgrace. Why do you have such a problem with MIlitary recruiters? I understand having a problem with some of these questionable methods, but before all that came out, why should college and high school students try to ban recruiters from their campuses? Every American student should have the right to join the armed forces and to be told about joining. Just because you don't believe in the war, you can still believe in the Army. The next time a Democrat wins the presidency...although I don't know when that will be with Howie Dean running things...your candidate may have to fight a "just" war, a war even you might agree with. What kind of army will be there to fight that war after you and your ilk have run off all the recruiters. I can see it now, your fat ass will be bitching and moaning about a possible draft, when the reason we don't have any soldiers is because of you and your followers. Think about your actions and the consequences of those actions for once in your pathetic life. I encourage you to get your mind right at www.socojournalism.blogspot.com
You could also benefit from my other blog
www.houseofpagne.blogspot.com
Lord knows you need some advice about fitness you tubby commie couch potato. Wags-OUT

You can email the rotund filmmaker at mmflint@aol.com

Reagan Sees My Blog...and responds (no joke)

"Wags" or whatever your name is,
I read your blog after one of our NBC monitors saw my name being dragged through the mud on your silly web page. I felt I should respond to your baseless and slanderous allegations. First off, how dare you try to assume what my father thought of me. My dad disagreed with me plenty, but never said or wrote such hurtful things about his own son.
Back to the issue of creation in schools, I will respond with the following. This is an article I wrote after reading your blog. This article will appear on the MSNBC website tomorrow, but since I wrote it as a response to you, I wanted you to see it first. I will point by point destroy your argument and your accusations.

caio,
Mr. Ronald Reagan, Junior



From the Author
before you read this crap, can you believe this???? Originally this came as a response on my blog but I decided it needed to go front and center on my page for sure!!! i guess the Stomping Grounds is going big time baby...
sw



The state of Kansas is poised to vacate the Age of Reason. If all goes according to brain-addled plan, the Kansas school board will soon vote to water down the state’s public school science curriculum, minimizing Darwinian evolution and giving credence to a half-baked, non-scientific notion variously called “creationism” or “intelligent design.” We dealt with the issue recently on our show and I got a little steamed, as I’m prone to do when faced with shameless lies told at the expense of innocent children. Evolution, of course, has mountains of evidence on its side—the fossil record; genetics; observations of rapidly mutating species in nature in the lab, as well as some compelling new computer models. I challenged our creationist guest to provide similar evidence for his point of view. He couldn’t... because there isn’t any. But it got me thinking: education that ignores the facts could be a lot more fun.
For instance, generations of school kids have been taught that George Washington and his troops defeated the British after crossing the Delaware River in wooden rowboats. Plenty of scholarship backs that up. But we don’t have any of the actual boats, do we? Who’s to say that Washington didn’t ditch the watercraft and instead cross the river on the backs of specially trained dinosaurs? No evidence for that - but in Kansas, we don’t need no stinkin’ evidence.
How about math? The diameter of a circle equals twice the radius? Nah, in my new new math, the diameter of a circle equals time to order out for pizza. Doesn’t sound like mathematical science to you? Yeah... and what’s your point?
All that’s necessary for ignorance to triumph is that people who know better step aside and get out of its way. We might want to consider that as we sit back twiddling our thumbs and playing politics while Kansas spirals into the Dark Ages, dragging its unwitting children with it.

Newsweek Retracts Article...Rathergate anyone?

In a not so shocking turn of events, Newsweek magazine has retracted their report about the Quran being flushed down a toilet. Thanks Newsweek, only 20 people have died in riots thanks to your "article". Do you think the Muslims care that you retracted it...they don't. OUr soldiers are now mare hated then ever thanks to your yellow journalism. Everyone responsible for this article should be charged and convicted with the felony of inciting a riot. This is Rathergate all over again...nobody thinks of the ramifications of their actions anymore. Even if this story was true, does the news value of this report outweigh the value of a human life? Any journalist with integrity would have thought twice before publishing this, let alone publishing it with one shady source. This is journalism at its worst and this time it cost people their lives...Way to go Newsweek.

No Sympathy For Abu Graihb, or Gitmo Detainees

Newsweek magazine has reported that U.S. interrogators have been flushing copies of the Quran, the Muslim Holy Book, down toilets to "unsettle" muslim detainees. After the report was published, Muslims around the world have taken to the streets, rioting and protesting the U.S.'s treatment of terrorist detainees. Are you effing kidding me? Where is the outrage over Americans having their heads sawn off by these animals. If all these terrorists were doing to our hostages was flushing copies of the Bible down toilets I don't think we would be in the position we are today.
The fact of the matter is, Americans have already forgotten these images and in typical liberal fashion are apologizing for our treatment of these detainees. America was outraged by our soldiers treatment of prisoners at Abu Graihb prison in Iraq. I think Nick Berg, who had his head sawed off while still alive, would not be whining today if all he had to do was wear a pair of women's underwear on his head. You be the judge, which is worse, having your head chopped off or being forced to masturbate while being watched by a female prison guard. Sure Lynddie England was fugly but c'mon people. I think I would rather have to touch myself while being watched by the "Shake and Bake" girl then have my head sawed off by a bunch of jihadist animals, who scream prayers to Allah while killing their hostages.
There is simply no real nationalists left in this country. Remember the feeling after 9-11, when Americans rallied to proclaim this country the greatest in the world as we kicked ass in afghanistan? Now the same people we liberated from the Taliban, are protesting in the streets about some book being flushed down a toilet? gimme a break.
I feel no sympathy towards the prisoners at Abu Graihb or the detainees at Gitmo. We may flush books and make them wear women's underwear, but know this...These same people will saw yours, your family member's or your children's heads off at a moments notice. Islam is not as the liberal media likes to say "a religion of peace". Read the Quran, a practicing muslim is called to jihad, called to kill the infidels (us, by their definition). Just because some schmuck says these people are extremist doesn't make it so. The people who blow themselves up are true practicing Muslims. The muslims who call themselves peaceful are just luke warm muslims who don't really practice what the Quran teaches.
We as americans should take a lesson from these protestors in Afghanistan and take to the streets in riots everytime we lose a soldier in Iraq to one of these terrorists. We should start talking about how the terrorist are "mistreating" our boys over there. HOw about we post pics all over the news and internet of our hostages being slaughtered like pigs and maybe CBS could win an Emmy for their coverage of that instead of sympathy pieces for the animals at Abu Graihb...and I am not talking about the soldiers, Im talking about the prisoners. When I saw those pics from Abu Graihb, I slowly stood up in my living room and applauded. This is how the war will be won, an eye for an eye, and a naked human pyramid, for a naked human pyramid. The only difference is tha pyramid we made was of living bodies, who are still alive today.

Shout Out!

New post coming soon, Im still formulating how to piss off Jock in the most effective way. A quick shout out to the air traffic controllers in Cheyenne, Wyoming...keep reading and start posting! Wags-OUT!